NEW: Scientists Discover Heaviest Element Yet Known To Man
Posted by Admin on February 18, 2010
The Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science: (Gv)
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it anatomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 – 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with the chemical FRN, governmentium becomes administratium, an element that radiates just as much negative energy as governmentium since it has half as many peons but
twice as many morons.
Scientists continue to search for beneficial properties of governmentium, however after 250 years of testing, the majority of experts recommend governmentium should remain sealed in lead – lined containers, as exposure has proven to be lethal to most life forms.
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